Over the last few days I have eaten cake, cookies, cheese cake, apple pie and letter sweets. That’s more ‘naughty’ foods than I had consumed probably since Christmas in total!

I hope it passes, or I can get my self control back on track otherwise I will be piling weight back on and I do not want that!

Oh I know what you are thinking right now, you are thinking;

“What a loser, what sort of life must she live in order to consider that an exciting day?”

You are of course right, it does make me a loser — but shut up. It’s exciting because I am a creature of habit, I like to eat the same breakfast and dinner each and every day so it’s a rarity that I have something else.

What do I have for dinner every day? Well, it’s a fine work of art that I like to call a ‘Fat Sandwich’, it’s called that because it has so many things in it that it’s impossible to give it a name based on it’s contents, and the aforementioned so many contents make it physically….fat.

Fat Sandwich

2 slices of wholemeal bread
A little light Mayo on both sides
A little cottage cheese on one side
Lettuce
4 x slices of cucumber
2 x cherry tomatoes
1 cut up spring onion
5 x radishes
40g of chicken tikka
A little BBQ sauce
1 cut up spring onion
A little low fat cheese
Some peperoni

Then on the side of the plate:

2 x cherry tomatoes
2 x crab sticks
5 x grapes (for pudding!)
A cup of green tea

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The cheese and peperoni are optional and I will only have them if they fit in with my calorie allowance for the day.

Mmmm, writing that has made me hungry.

To my mind it just makes sense that 99% of people in the UK eat their tea at some time between around 5 – 6pm and thus you shouldn’t call around unannounced between around 4.30 – 6.30pm. I would never do that.

Yet people always seem to come around here at those times, my Aunts and my neighbour are especially bad for doing it. I was brought up to be polite, so I’d never dream of asking someone to leave, so have had many a spoilt tea over the years.

Today, my Aunt arrived at about 4.40pm, despite it being perfectly obvious we were cooking a roast she came in any way, despite the table being set she stayed, despite several hints as time passed and passed she stayed, despite me tripping into the kitchen every 10 minutes announcing I was turning a pan down and the like she stayed, despite the house being stunk out with the smell of cooked food she stayed — even when she eventually announced she was leaving at around 6.10pm, she still took another 15 minutes to leave, despite my neighbour leaving his house as we were stood at the door and commenting that the roast smelt delicious.

Are some people really that oblivious?

Apparently.

2 Cherry Tomatoes, 2 home made Onion Bhajis, a handful of Grapes and 4 Sprouts.

Yeah.

It’s not like that’s what I planned to have, it’s not like that’s what I have all the time, it’s just what I ended up having. I was at that stage where it was late and I really didn’t want to be having anything knowing I was headed to bed soon, but knowing that if I didn’t have a little something something I would have a tricky time getting off to sleep due to my belly demanding some grub — so I wanted something low calorie and light.

Well, goal achieved. My belly was happy and the whole thing was only about 70 calories. Booyah.

I did also find some other interesting looking plugins and widgets that I am playing with at the moment, including a behind the scenes ‘stalking machine’ called WassUp, I need to get some more visitors so that I have some interesting statistics to look at. I am a complete nerd for statistics, I could look through the google analytics logs for my other sites for days — or maybe, maybe I am more just a fan of stalking than I am statistics? Hehe.

I am really into my websites and web designing at the moment which is brilliant, my love of it had sort of waned in recent months. I have also saved a few other plugins to install on my other sites and I am still looking for more for here.

But right now I am breaking off, it’s time to go for my weekly weigh in and dinner, I am having a fat sandwich