Crikey, if everything has to be so perfect then why on earth have you gone on a show where you have to go away while your partner plans the wedding with zero input from you or your friends and family?

Oh yeah, the £12k cheque might have a little something to do with it

As much as I watch Reality TV and love it, I rarely actually spend my hard earned pennies on voting. I am far too cynical. But it seems like whenever I decide to throw a vote my favourites way they end up getting eliminated.

Last night I cast my first vote in this years X Factor, for Diana.

She was eliminated.

Doh — I swear it’s a curse or something.

Just Rachel to go now and then I will feel like at least all the finalists deserve to be there. Of course I like some more than others, but I feel the rest are all of a similar standard. Rachel and Daniel are in a completely different league to the rest, and not in a good way.

Diana killed her song tonight, again…not in a good way, but bless her she was still the star of the show. If she doesn’t go on to have a successful career I will do an actual cry!

Here’s my order of favourites, from most to least.

Diana
JLS
Alexandra

Eoughan
Ruth

Rachel

Come on February.

My only complaint about The Biggest Loser is that in order to make the show shocking and interesting, they have to have the contestants lose the weight at unrealistic speed and in not the most healthy manner. You shouldn’t have a calorie deficit of more than 1000 a day, and in order to drop the weight those guys do there’s no way they are within that…more like a 3000 daily deficit I’d say! I sometimes feel like they should just shove them on some of the best diet pills and be done with it.

Still, they do offer great tips and information along the way — and it’s just inspiring to watch people on their journeys. Plus it doesn’t hurt that Bob is gorgeous

At least, I thought it was until a few hours later…

I got an email from my ISP warning me that someone had logged a complaint about me uploading their copyrighted material, erm, eep. This absolutely terrified me, I don’t want the police to come a knocking or for my ISP to kill my account.

I don’t know what I will do now and what it means for my baby, my beautiful site that I have put two years hard work into

Do you think the world is trying to tell me something?

One of the shows was Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares from last week or so, where at the end he made the guy propose to the girl then sprung a ‘surprise’ wedding on them…and it was officially the moment I fell out of love with Gordon Ramsey, he’s completely sold out. In the UK that show is about him helping to save restaurant’s that suck for some reason, he works with the owners, he does a follow up that is realistic a while later. In the American version of the show it’s all about him ‘fixing’ broken families, making fathers show their love for their children, he barely even steps into the kitchen, he makes changes without consulting the owners (and of course they ALWAYS love it!), he doesn’t do any sort of follow up, the show just ends when they’ve had one successful service, and he sells out to ridiculous gimmicks like a ‘surprise’ weddings — and if any one really believes they didn’t know that was going to happen, they need a doctor!

Gordon Ramsey sucks now.

The only exception to this rule is when I am at the other half’s parents place…they have a 42″ plasma and all the channels imagineable on Sky, I wonder if that could possibly have any thing to do with it? Hmmm. I only have basic freeview at home.

I really should look into getting myself cable or DirecTV or something similar, I am sure I’d enjoy having it and it’d be worth the moolah! There looks to be some pretty good DirectTV offers about at the moment, and you guys know I love a good bargain, right?!

DirecTV here I come. Maybe.

I am so pleased that Dan won, and by such a landslide. He was the biggest character this season, he was great at the game playing, it was his season and he totally deserved it.

Keesha winning the America’s choice thing though…huh? Every single year I am shocked at the people America seem to like when it comes to these things, and Jerry was a close second by the sounds of it. Why why why?

Neither were remotely likable and both were terrible players. The only plus side to Keesha winning is that the ‘orrible April will have hated it, teehee.

Overall it was a good season, but nothing amazing.

Firstly I managed to get my scales, but they have my weight at 4lbs higher than the scales I have been using. +4lb is huge, even if it isn’t real weight, it still mentally feels like it.

Secondly my PVR is playing up again, I only got it replaced 2 weeks ago because it had become unusable and now it looks like I will have to send it back again.

Thirdly my reality tv site is down again because apparently search engines crawling too often is causing server load. What a pain, basically I think my host is just incapable of handling a higher traffic site.

Fourthly another one of my youtube accounts has been limited….what ever that means. Big Brother UK, uploaded for almost 100 days and then a week or two after it finishes they decide to have a problem with it and say that people from the UK (myself included) can’t view the videos, doh.

Roll on bed time, I have had enough of September 17th.

Firstly I woke up to a text telling me my free text bundle had expired, I have been on free texts thanks to a promotion for the last 8 months — having to pay for them again without having time to prepare is going to be painful.

Secondly I came online to discover that two of my many youtube accounts have been removed, along with entire seasons of Project Runway I had uploaded to them.

Thirdly my parents were meant to be picking up my new scales from me at the supermarket but forgot, now I am not sure what will happen to them as I can’t get there until next week myself.

Fourthly that package I have already been waiting over a week for still didn’t arrive. Bothersome.

Fifthly I think this blog just lost it’s lovely page rank, some data centres are now showing it as a zero as is my toolbar — though some places have it as a 3 still, so I am not sure.

Lastly my other half beat me at Mr Driller, I hate it when that happens.

Let’s see what else this day brings.