Tomorrow is an exciting day…

…because I am going to eat something different for my dinner.

Oh I know what you are thinking right now, you are thinking;

“What a loser, what sort of life must she live in order to consider that an exciting day?”

You are of course right, it does make me a loser — but shut up. It’s exciting because I am a creature of habit, I like to eat the same breakfast and dinner each and every day so it’s a rarity that I have something else.

What do I have for dinner every day? Well, it’s a fine work of art that I like to call a ‘Fat Sandwich’, it’s called that because it has so many things in it that it’s impossible to give it a name based on it’s contents, and the aforementioned so many contents make it physically….fat.

Fat Sandwich

2 slices of wholemeal bread
A little light Mayo on both sides
A little cottage cheese on one side
Lettuce
4 x slices of cucumber
2 x cherry tomatoes
1 cut up spring onion
5 x radishes
40g of chicken tikka
A little BBQ sauce
1 cut up spring onion
A little low fat cheese
Some peperoni

Then on the side of the plate:

2 x cherry tomatoes
2 x crab sticks
5 x grapes (for pudding!)
A cup of green tea

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The cheese and peperoni are optional and I will only have them if they fit in with my calorie allowance for the day.

Mmmm, writing that has made me hungry.

Tags: diet, dinner, food, sandwhich