I’m really really tired but I can’t go to bed because there’s an evil spider lurking somewhere!
I swear…I’m so scared, I was just sat on my bed watching Big Brother when I heard this funny noise, I ignored it, I heard it again and I suddenly thought it was a mouse or something, it was like a scratching noise…like a mouse walking over something may make.
I sat petrified for a moment before daring to sit up…looked around…saw nothing…sat a while longer…heard the noise again, turned around and there climbing up my wall right next to my head was the biggest spider I ever saw!!
Imagine how big it must have been in order for me to think it was a mouse, huh! I rolled up my TV Guide and stood trying to pluck up the courage to try squish it for about 5 minutes…too scared to do it but also too scared to look away in case it ran off! Finally went for it…*whack*…missed the buggar, it scuttled off back down the wall…I ran…and now it’s now, almost 3 hours later and I’m still itching and paranoid and jumpy and scared because I know it must still be in here. There’s no way I’m going to be able to get into bed, turn the light off and sleep…where is a big brave spider hunter and killer man when I need one?
