With friends like these…

…who needs enemies? Oh no wait, that’s not what I mean. With friends like these, the world is a better place is more like it.

My best friend lives just up the road *points just up the road*
She’s the same age as me.
We’re pretty much complete opposites in every sense of the word.
She’s prettier than me, but that’s OK because I like her.
If she wasn’t my best friend, I’d probably dislike the cow.
We’ve been friends since junior school, that’s over 20 years.
She makes me laugh, but I am clearly the ‘funny one’ in the relationship.
She’s always skint, but always spending money.
She always replies to my texts and calls me when I ask her to.

Conclusion? Life would be suckier without her.

Tags: best friend, personal